It’s a Lottie

Contrary to the title, I really don’t have a whole lot to report here. It’s summer, it’s hot, I’m still recovering, and nothing all that newsworthy is going on. We’re officially in the quiet season of the year here in Florida, and I’m not mad about it. Does make for a bit of a boring blog though, doesn’t it?

this handsome elephant

The good news is that the ankle is slowly but surely improving. I’m pretty much back to doing all my normal activities, just maybe not quite at max capacity yet. The bone seems pretty good, but the soft tissue that I banged up in the process is still a bit stiff and angry (there’s still a little swelling and bruising), so I don’t quite have all my mobility back in that foot yet when it’s in the stirrup. I have to put the stirrup a little “home” in order to post comfortably, and my leg doesn’t hang quite right. Still though, a couple weeks ago I couldn’t put it in a stirrup at all, so progress is happening. Much much slower than I would prefer, but it’s happening nonetheless. I can post the trot and I feel like I’m close to be able to stay in a half seat for more than a few strides at a time. Glorious.

In the meantime, Presto has gone back to the school of remembering that he’s trained. He definitely got a bit lazy and complacent during his impromptu vacation and is relatively certain that I should definitely carry his head around everywhere. I maintain that his head is attached to his body and therefore by default is actually his responsibility to carry. He is shooketh by this revelation. As if we’ve never had this conversation at all before in the past 2 years.

would prefer to run away and join the circus

In Lottie news, she’s continuing to just come in for groomies and to explore the farm in hand. I’ve expanded our bubble in that I’m taking her further out – to the riding field, down to the pond, etc. And I’ve started asking her for really basic in-hand stuff, like stopping when I stop, moving her body out of my space, etc. Not as far as what I’d call groundwork yet, but starting to head that direction a bit more. It’s all very casual at the moment, with no timeline.

walking over the shavings tarp like a brave little toaster

She got her feet done for the second time here this week, which means she’s been here for 5 weeks now. There wasn’t a lot of hoof growth in that time but we were able to open up the front shoes a teeny bit, so I’ll take that. And she’s managed to not destroy her bare hind feet. Small wins. I have her first little vlog posted on Patreon for those that want to see what she’s up to (spoiler alert: boring stuff).

The most interesting news with her lately is that I got her Etalon genetic test results back!

Short version: she was born bay and only has one gray gene. Both of her parents were gray so I was really curious as to whether or not she was homozygous.

she’s so pretty

She’s homozygous agouti, which means she could never produce a black foal, and she does have a chestnut gene too. She had a few interesting things on the health variants (the full report and what it all means is on Patreon too) but nothing too bad… she’s not a carrier for any muscle or neurological disorders that I’m most concerned about. It was helpful to know that she’s got two markers as a carrier for ERUS – Equine Recurrent Uveitis Symptom Severity. It doesn’t mean that she has or will ever get uveitis, but it means that if for whatever reason she were to ever develop uveitis she’s 12x more likely to have more severe symptoms compared to a horse without no ERUS variants. Good to know, she’ll keep wearing her fly mask and we’ll make sure to check her eyes annually!

Her temperament type is Curious & Vigilant, which is what I had guessed. At first I thought she was more vigilant, but honestly I think it’s because she’s never really been encouraged to be curious. The more I let her explore things, the more her curious side is starting to come out. And she does like attention, which is more typical of the curious ones. So that does seem bang-on that she’s a mixture of the two!

In Henry news: he got his front shoes pulled this week. He had to wear 4 shoes in Texas because it was so hard and rocky, but he’s gone almost 2 years here in just front shoes. His hind feet have done really well on the Florida sandy soil, so I finally decided to just bite the bullet and pull the fronts too. He doesn’t work that much, and we’re about to get into the wetter season with softer ground, so it seemed like a good time. Something about it feels a little bit like an end of an era though… he was barefoot when I got him out of a pasture all those years ago, and now he’s barefoot again. Full circle.

Back on Two and Four

Long time no post. At least for me anyway.

I really had nothing to say last week unless someone wanted to hear me continuing to complain about the ankle. Even I was tired of hearing myself complain about that. Plus with what happened the weekend before last with Georgie Campbell I thought that anything I had to say just rang a little bit hollow in general. So I just… refrained. Reflected. Took some time to STFU.

The good news is, I’m now back on two legs, which of course means that I’m back on four legs too. Which means I have a few things to talk about at least.

PASTAAAAA

The bad news is that, as with most injuries, its not as simple as just getting back on and picking back up where you were. The first couple rides I really couldn’t put my foot in the stirrup, then I could put my foot in but I couldn’t post or anything that put actual weight on it. Now we’ve made it to the point where I can post some, but not for more than like 5-10 minutes before it starts to get mad. And I have to be really careful when I get off to make sure I don’t slam down on my right foot. Which is… easier said than done when you ride a 17.1+ hand chaos factory.

But I’m absolutely DELIGHTED to feel like I’m actually doing something again. Presto is out of shape and back to being a bit dull to the aids (we had really JUST gotten him feeling sharper and more responsive when I got hurt) so these first couple weeks of riding it kind of works out to go back to the basics and reinforce some of that. At this point we have aaaaaaalll frickin summer anyway, with the next show not being til the end of August. Nothing better to do at this point than take our time and bring us both back in a way that is helpful and methodical. I also reached out to someone new about lessons, but haven’t actually set anything up yet because… well… I feel like I need to be a couple weeks further along in my healing than I currently am. We can talk about it soon hopefully.

spooking at the kiddie pool like he didn’t have one of these when he was 2

In other, equally exciting news, being able to walk again means that I can FINALLY start working on stuff with Lottie! And by working on stuff I really just mean spending time handgrazing her, working on manners, learning to relax when she leaves her friends, standing in the crossties for grooming, etc. That’s as far as we’ve gotten, and I’m pretty delighted to have literally ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD to get her going. I still haven’t decided whether or not I’m going to give her a long break and aim for RRP 2025 or not, I figured we’ll just go week by week and see how things look.

The first order of business is getting her body “right” after so much time on the track. She’s sore and tight and her SI is definitely gonna need some attention, and her feet are teeny tiny little pancake disasters. So I’m more than happy to just take the time and get all that stuff headed down the right path, and not have to feel like we’re on any kind of timeline.

We’ve already started on her feet of course, and she’s had some chiropractic. I’ve been using a massage and stretching e-book (that I’ll review for you guys soon, because it’s super cool!) to try to help improve her tightness on a day to day basis, and it seems to be helping. Next steps will be teeth and stomach. The feet, like the body, are just gonna take time. Lottie is really sensitive, although not particularly explosive, but spending the time with her on the ground is teaching me a lot about her brain.

she’s not the biggest fan of crossties, but she’s figuring it out

Mostly she just kind of seems like she’s learned to internalize a lot of things, and she hasn’t seemed to see humans as being a particularly safe space. We’re working on that, and she’s seeming to trust me a little bit more every day. She’s quite polite, and wants to be a good girl, but we’re just going to have to re-wire her brain a little bit to make her feel a little bit safer so she can let her guard down a bit.

The gray is starting to grow on me a little bit too. It’s not my color of choice, but one perk is that they don’t turn yellow in the Florida sun. I pulled some hair to sent to Etalon to do genetic testing on her, mostly to see if she’s homozygous gray, since she has two gray parents. I’m also curious to see what her temperament variant comes back as… she might be my first horse that I would call Vigilant, but I’m not sure how much of that is her learned self-preservation tactics versus her true nature. She does seem to have some Curious in her too, but I’m not sure yet exactly what my guess is.

she’s so pretty

She HAS figured cookies out though, finally. It took her a few weeks, but she’s convinced now. German Horse Muffins, Nickermakers, and soft peppermints have all gotten the seal of approval. She still takes the daintiest little bites though.

Breeding season is also slowly but surely coming to a close. We’ve got one more to breed for sure, and then a few more pregnancy checks. Hopefully they’re pregnant so we don’t have to breed them again. No offense but I’m a little bit tired of staring at mare hooha’s at all hours of the day and night.

Time to Stock Up

I always use Memorial Day sales as a perfect time to stock up for summer on whatever it is I may need. Fly stuff, hoof stuff, coat sunscreen, sunshirts, treats, whatever will give me the will to survive the next 4 months, etc etc. You know. That kind of thing.

Unfortunately I don’t have enough time to sit down and come up with a fully comprehensive list for you this year, but I’m dropping in long enough to point you at one that I always take advantage of every year.



Riding Warehouse is launching their sale today, and it runs through May 27. They’ve got 20% off lots of stuff (tack, horse care items, clothes, etc etc) and an additional 15% off clearance (which is totally worth digging through). When I’m perusing RW I always go to the New Picks page first, to see what’s new obviously, and then to Clearance. That’s my natural trajectory for fun times, 10/10 recommend. There are items in the New section that are on sale too! The Aubrion sun shirts look interesting, has anyone tried them yet?

I just got these Kunkle gloves with the purple trim and really like them so far. Review coming as soon as I’ve worn them more. The sale price is really exceptional, though, if you want to snag a pair.

For some reason I can’t explain, because I’m generally not one to fall prey to saddle pads nor am I a lover of mathcy sets, I really think this would look adorable on Lottie. Except for the fact that her head is TINY and the bonnet would therefore probably be too big. Someone else get it and let me stare at pics of it on your horse. Think of it as a public service.


It also comes in black and gold, which if it was black and silver I might just go ham and get it for Presto, but he’s not a gold kind of guy. Alas, I will probably be confined to all the practical things this time around (add to cart fly spray, German Horse Muffins, salt, Back on Track liniment, and some more Quick Knots). The flies are fuckin TERRIBLE this year. Which reminds me, Lottie’s teeny head needs a fly mask that fits. I feel as though she might need the unicorn one.


I got Presto this Weaterbeeta fly sheet last year and it’s held up REALLY well to his antics, so I’m debating getting another one in a (much) smaller size for Lottie. It’s a bit hot in Florida during the summer for fly sheets, but I use them a lot in the spring and fall. I need to measure her, she’s a dainty beast.

On the subject – does anyone have a favorite shampoo for greys? I haven’t owned one since back in the day where Quicksilver was literally the only option, and I never loved it. There are so many more choices now, I’m open to suggestions.

I see lots of sunshirts and tights in the clearance section too, if anyone is feeling the need to get themselves prepared for the sweaty depths of summer! Lord help me, who knows what all is gonna actually end up in my cart by the time I finish wading through the sales…

So Close

We’re now 3 weeks into my broken ankle debacle, and there are several bits of good news.

Firstly, I’m pretty freakin good at negotiating everyday farm stuff now with my peg leg (aka hands free crutch, if you want to call it by its real name and take away my pirate status). Leading horses is still a bit sketchy because I’m a slow and unbalanced, but I can do it in a pinch. I’m still feeding and cleaning stalls and doing hay and all that stuff, so at least I’m not totally useless. The ankle is feeling a lot better, and while there’s still some green and black bruising, the swelling is almost gone. Yesterday I spent some time in the house in my walking boot, and while I’m not ready to switch over to that full time yet, I think I can start easing my way in that direction. Having two legs back… it feels so close.

a good girl

I’ve also been stable enough to at least spend some time with Lottie. I can’t lead her all the way up to the main barn/crossties yet, but every day I groom her and fly spray her and put stuff on her feet. I’ve convinced her that cookies are good, and while she still takes tiny bites and only eats German Horse Muffins, it’s a solid start.

She loves her groomies and is slowly but surely starting to show a little bit of personality towards me. I think mostly she’s decided that the lady who feeds her and gives her treats and gives her lots of face rubbies can’t be all that bad. Step one of convincing her to love me. I am determined to make it happen.

Pretty sure she thinks I’m a nutter

In other good news, I was able to ride! FINALLY. I strapped my bareback pad to Henry, climbed up onto a truck tailgate, and swung aboard. God it felt good to be back, even if I just trotted and cantered around for 5 minutes. I hate being out of my routine and feeling like (yet again) I’ve lost all my momentum.

a good boy

I’m not deluded enough to try to get on Presto until I can actually walk properly and at least put both feet in the stirrups, but it’s a start. A start I desperately needed because I’m gonna be honest this sucks and I hate everything about it. Progress though. Slowly but surely.

Presto is getting a few rides a week from friends and seems equal parts pleased with his mini-vacation and really really bored from his mini-vacation. The Presto Paradox, born of his own poor life choices. What else is new.

Other than that, I really don’t have a lot to share. We’re still breeding mares and still doing pregnancy checks… I’ll update all that here at the end of the season. We’re getting close to but we’re not done yet.

Over It

Guys. I’m super fucking over having a broken ankle. It’s annoying. I’m irritated. I hate everything about it. I want to ride. Hell, I want to be able to lead a horse. And just go about my day to day chores without taking 900 years and/or falling over. Gaaaaah. Last week I got the “foot” of my peg leg stuck in the hay pallets and went boom like a tree felled by a lumberjack.

Anyway. Done complaining for now. Maybe.

Mom and son

I finally got a pic of Sadie and Presto together, on her 17th birthday, which was also Mother’s Day. It’s really cool to see them next to each other. When I can actually stand on two legs again we’ll have to get some pics of them standing side by side, but for now the head shots are freaking adorable. It’s totally insane to think that was 2005 when I bought the breeding that produced Sadie, 19 years ago. Nineteen. Bonkers.

In related news, Presto has at least been able to stay in some kind of work while I’m on the IR list, thanks to my friends!

Lija dressaging him up

He’s had a few different people riding him, which I’m super grateful for and so is he. Idle Presto is not a happy Presto (as I tell him daily “maybe you should have thought about that before you yeeted me into the ground” and “you fucked around and now you’re finding out” and “it’s called consequences, my dude”).

It’s not as much work as he’s usually in, but it’s absolutely waaaaaaay better than nothing. I’d hate for him to just sit and lose all of his fitness. Plus it’s good for him to be ridden by other people. He does feel as though there has been a severe lack of jompies in his life, tho. Please see above oft-repeated phrases in parentheses.

Lottie Durrr

In other news, Lottie has been here for a week now. It annoys the heck out of me that I can’t be doing all the stuff with her that I’d like to be doing. I planned on giving her downtime from riding, but if I was able to actually stand solidly on two legs I’d be bringing her in and brushing her and spending time with her at least. Now our interactions are limited to feeding and a quick groom/fly spray in her stall every night. Sigh.

But once again my friends have been helping. She got her feet done last week, the farrier got here literally right as the hauler was pulling in, so we just went ahead and did her feet that day. Her angles are special, so may as well get started on those asap. Hillary held her for the appointment since we didn’t know how she would be, but Lottie was a superstar. Really quiet and sweet and well-behaved, especially considering she just got off a trailer.

Lottie’s first chiro appointment

The next day our vet was coming out anyway to chiro another horse, so I went ahead and had her do Lottie also. She’s QUITE sore, which is to be expected from a 7yo racehorse that spent two days hauling across the country.

Once again Lottie was really well-behaved for her appointment (Michelle held her this time), even if she had no idea what the vet lady was doing to her. Lottie thinks we’re all a bit odd here.

So far it’s been hard to get a good read on her personality. She seems really reserved, and like she’s always seen humans as being transactional. Shes a good girl, but a little bit robotic in how she interacts. I’m itching to be able to bond with her a little bit to see how her personality starts to come through.

She can move tho

In other other news, we’ve been scanning and breeding mares like nobody’s business. So far we’ve bred Peyton, Vee, Chanel, Gossip, Sadie, and Fey (all WTW foals except Fey, that one would be mine). And we’ve still got 3 or 4 more to go.

Fey is looking like a real horse

Give us your best “black dot” vibes for all these upcoming pregnancy checks! It would be nice if we had lots of babies on the ground next year, especially since some of the mares are getting older and toward the end of their breeding career.