Metamorphosis

Heeeeeey there, long time no type. I’ll spare you the excuses, they’d just be a formality at this point. We are, in fact, all here and alive and mostly well, and while I don’t have a ton of time for a super lengthy and in-depth update (the Patreon people have to listen to all that 😅), I’ll give you my best TLDR version of where we’re at and what we’ve been up to.

PastaBoi at Bouckaert with Trainer

Basically, after having a really super and confident and happy run at Ocala in August, Presto went to Bouckaert and had a bit of an emotional meltdown. Then he went to Tryon and had an even bigger emotional meltdown that involved trying to jump out of the trailer and slicing his legs up (yes, again) and his mental state didn’t really get any better for several days after he got home. We’ve decided to give him a little bit of a break, regroup, make things fun for him again, and probably abandon the idea of taking to him horse shows that require long hauls and overnight stays. He seems to have a lot of major attachment issues and come-aparts in those situations, and he really caved under the pressure.

So, given all that, Presto obviously did not go on the previously planned east coast horse show tour with Trainer. Instead we had a couple of fun and easy lessons before she left, and since she’s been gone we’ve been doing lots of hacking and basic work that he’s good at, just trying to make him happy with himself again. It seems to be working, knock on wood, and he’s been really good. We’ll experiment with some local shows and get back into the swing of lessons when Trainer gets back, and then see where we’re really at. We have to regroup and change some of the goals and plans for Presto, given what we’ve learned in the past couple months. As of right now, the future is a little bit uncertain, but he’s sound and enjoying his work.

My first dressage lesson since May!

Henry has been mostly good, although we had a really scary moment cross country schooling a couple weeks ago where he twisted his shoe and stepped on his clip, going instantly 3-legged lame while cantering to a jump. That was not a fun experience. He bled like crazy, another XC schooler on course nearly ran us over while I was on the ground holding his leg up waiting for help… just not the best. THANK GOODNESS once we got the shoe off he was totally fine, and it’s healed up with no issues. Moral of this story though: make sure you have extra farrier tools in your trailer. Mine were at home.

This was bad

As for Rubes, you’ve probably noticed that we’re not at the RRP Makeover this week. I’ve still not been able to get shoes back on him yet after he ripped a chunk of hoof off in late July. It’s been so wet here (I literally cannot accurately express to anyone how wet it is here during the summer months, between rain and heavy dew) that I just reaaaaaally struggle with his feet. Right now he’s wearing casts on the fronts, because he had ALMOST enough wall last week but we were worried that it wasn’t quite enough. He’s sound, and he wants to work, but I’m gonna be honest – I’ve given up on him being compatible with Florida. At least for me, with my situation, where I have no access to a dry turnout and don’t have the set-up or manpower to keep him inside.

He’s great during the dry season, no problem, but standing in moisture 24/7 just does terrible things to his feet and then they fall apart and he can’t be ridden and he gets sad and I get sad and it’s become a cycle I’ve not been able to break. His feet seem to be able to withstand the first 6 weeks of wet season, and then the trouble starts. Truth be told, he’d be much happier in a less tropical climate… he’s not a fan of our dog-sized mosquitoes either.

Dad bod in full force

I’ve waffled back and forth on this for months, but I finally talked to his breeder about re-homing him. I love Rubes, he’s so sweet and tries so hard, but I don’t think Florida is the place for him. Plus, he really wants to be a showjumper type, IMO. He absolutely loves routine, predictability, doing the same thing all the time, etc. I think the chaos and constant change of eventing isn’t his jam. He’d be absolutely perfect as a jumper for a bold junior or ammy that lives in literally any climate but this one. If you know of someone that might make a good match for him, send them my way! Perfect home is of the utmost importance.

Basically we’re in a bit of a period of upheaval and rebooting in a lot of ways. But what is life with horses if it’s not constantly changing?

Looking for Labor Day Sales?

Just dropping in real quick because I know how much y’all love a sale. I’ve teamed up with a site called Turnout HQ (their app is coming soon) and a sales list/coupon codes can be found on their site!

You do have to create an account to access their online community, but it’s free to join and we started a whole Equestrian Discounts group that will be an ongoing collection of codes and sales. Having people create an account to access the community is just a way to help keep out bots, spammers, and scammers! I’ve done two sale posts already, each with 24 sales listed, so there are quite a few already if you’re looking to stock up or treat yourself.

Check it out here

They’ve also got a Marketplace that is similar to Poshmark – I’ll be posting a lot of stuff on there in the coming days. Peruse the community and check it out, there are a lot of fun things coming from Turnout HQ. And if you want to be do a full membership (not just the free one) so you can post in the community and buy/sell via the Marketplace, it’s only $10 a year and half of that goes to a charity of your choice!

Well-Behaved Creature

I won’t even bother with excuses because I know no one wants to hear them. It’s been almost 3 weeks since the last update and a lot has been going on, so let’s catch up!

He’s lucky he’s handsome

When we left off I said that I was pretty sure Rubes was brewing an abscess. Indeed that was true, but it was one of those that kept coming and going, and it’s just finally started to burst. It seems like it might be a pretty big one, so that’s super fun and neat. As of right now he’s shoe-less because it’s come out right at his toe, which would be under a shoe. We’ll re-assess next week and see if we feel like the abscess is resolved so that he can get a shoe back on. As of this point he’s been without for about 3 weeks so what’s another one, really. (if it sounds like I have given up, you would be correct)

His new custom-fitted loaner saddle did arrive from France though, so whenever he decides to get with the program and rejoin the riding squad, we’ll be in business.

Presto had a little bit of a light week after my two jump lessons at the end of July, mainly hacking and doing flatwork while my trainer was out of town. Then he was back to training rides to start to prepare for his two shows in August.

earning his keep

I will say that for as much as I really love riding him and reaaaaaaaaally am itching to have the ride back, this summer of basically full training has been really transformative for him. I think it’s also helped Trainer get to know him really really well, and find lots of little holes to fill. You just get a lot more information riding the horse multiple times a week and showing it vs watching someone else ride it or riding it every so often. She’s also been able to help him figure some things out way way faster than I would have. I think it’s been super good for him and a really worthwhile spend of time and money as far as his development and his future. He’s a little bit tricky in that he can be really emotional and dramatic and over-reactive (literally if I had a dollar for every time someone has called him “dramatic” in his life, he’d prob be pretty well funded), so we’re at the point where guiding him through his big feelings is the key. He needs for everything to be calm but very clear, very black and white, and confidence-building.

This past weekend he ran the Prelim with her at Ocala, and he was honestly pretty foot-perfect start to finish. No dramatics, no excuses, he just went and did his job like a wholeass grownup.

on his way to a 26

She thought there were a couple moments in showjumping where he could have been a touch more submissive (story of his life, is it not), but it’s for sure markedly better and continuing to improve.

the Prelim looks small after his 1.20m WEC adventure

We’ve backed him all the way down to a basic snaffle and taken the running martingale off. She felt like at the moment if he feels any kind of restriction he wants to fight it, which mostly just causes him to drop behind the leg a bit and hollow out behind the saddle. That’s the opposite of helpful really. There could be a time when we put it back on, but for now she thinks he needs to be a bit more rideable in general and better about staying genuinely between the leg and hand and thinking forward. He seems to be going just fine for both jumping phases in his very plain set-up. He’s the kind of horse where, if anything, he could be a little sharper off the aids (he’s def not a lazy kick ride but he’s also not really TAKING you places as much as he kinda needs to be at this point) so having him in a very simple setup does seem to make him more inclined.

cruisin.

He finished in third in a big competitive open Prelim division, adding some time to his dressage score. It was a very warm and humid day, he ran XC at noon, and he’s running again this weekend at Bouckaert, so speed was not a priority. Mostly we were looking for rideability, straightness, and him wanting to take her to the fences. She did ask him to pick it up a bit on a couple of the long stretches though, and he obliged. I think his gallop is getting better too – more balanced and carrying.

he was having fun I think

Another thing we’ve worked on over the past couple months is increasing his strength and fitness, which (while challenging to do in Florida in the summer) is starting to pay off I think. He was definitely hot when he was done, but he cooled down quickly and didn’t seem particularly tired afterward.

She was really happy with him in all three phases, he earned a gold star and lots of cookies for the weekend.

Presto had yesterday off and will hack today and tomorrow, then get a really light jump school on Thursday when I drop him off at Trainer’s barn. They’ll haul him up to Bouckaert on Friday and I’ll make a quick trip up there to see him go this weekend. We’re all hoping he’ll decide to be a well-behaved creature so that I can have the ride back as we head into fall. Fingers crossed he makes good choices… you just never really know with him sometimes.

I do think he’s looking REALLY incredible though, like the changes in his body and his strength and how he’s carrying himself over past year are pretty phenomenal. Heck, even over the past 6 months really. Is it the training program? The fact that he’s 8 now? Probably both. It takes such a long time for horses to build up their bodies and mature as they come up the levels, and he’s such a big horse. But man, he’s really starting to look like the real deal. It almost makes me wish I had Owner Money so we could find out what he was really capable of. Alas, I want the ride back. Gimme gimme.

In other news, things with the 2yos are getting pretty serious.

Andy
Rue

They’ve worn saddles a few times now, and Andy has done a little bit of very very light walk/trot lunging with his. Rue is a little bit behind him, so she’s mostly learning how to pay attention and be still (Andy LOVES being still, it’s his favorite) but they’ve both been champs about the saddle. Next will be bridles!

Next week Studbook sBs will be here inspecting the 2025 babies, and then after that we’re already getting close to weaning time.

Lily ❤

Hopefully we’ll get some good pics of the foals to share before they start getting into that weird growth stage and aren’t cute again for possibly years.

Fingers crossed Bouckaert goes well this weekend, and I hope everyone is surviving the swampass part of summer!

One Twenty

Posting on a Friday night feels like a real Better Late Than Never situation, but ya know… better late than never?

has never been late, because the party doesn’t start until he walks in (Kesha reference)

When I last posted, Presto had completed his first week of showing at WEC and was gearing up for his second (and Praise Be for my wallet – final) week. Originally we’d discussed me showing him the second week in the 1.10m and 1.15, but 1) I hadn’t actually jumped him since the first week of June, 2) there were still some things to work on and play with. So for week 2 he was entered with Ellie for the 1.15m on Thursday and the 1.20m on Friday.

Yup, you’re reading that right – the 1.20m. Had he ever jumped a full course that big before? Def not at a show. I don’t really think at home either. But meh. She had two more horses in the class and he certainly wasn’t challenged at 1.15m, so why not (very easy to say when it wasn’t me riding – I would’ve shat my tan knee patch Jumperland breeches). For anyone keeping track, 1.10m is Prelim SJ height, 1.15m is Intermediate height, and 1.20m is Advanced height. I was kind of excited to see him jump around some bigger jumps since he’s literally never looked challenged at anything he’s met so far in his entire life.

Casual McBoy

Thursday’s class was the 1.15m power and speed, where he jumped clear. He was def more opinionated and cocky in the warmup than he’d been Week 1 (I kinda figured he might be, sometimes when things are new he’s sufficiently intimidated enough to tone it down, and then once he’s comfortable he ramps back up to full-on Presto) but he went in the ring and was quite reasonable. She rode him more forward this week, and while our event horses will never go in there and gallop and turn and slice and dice the way the real Jumperland people do, he still managed a 7th place ribbon by the time all was said and done. You can bet I made a point to grab that ribbon too, it was expensive AF. I will be taking that, thank you.

On Friday the 1.20m didn’t go until the afternoon and it was HOT. The indoors have A/C, but lemme tell ya… the giant paved parking lot that is ship-in parking and the long walk on pavement all the way back to Indoor 6 was an absolute Roast Fest. Presto had to stand and wait a little while for Ellie to be done with her first horse before she got on him, but he was content to watch the horses in the ring and only tried to pull down the plastic barricade with his teeth twice.

He warmed up alright despite almost getting absolutely run over a couple different times, which he very much is not a fan of. He looked a little bit quieter in general than he had the day before, but jazzed right up as soon as he went in the ring. We’d taken off the running martingale this week, so he was just in a single joint loose ring, and he was definitely taking her more forward (in a good way).

dare i say he… was trying? a little?

He was actually super in the ring. Slightly less rideable, she said, but he was going forward and he was committed. And for the first time ever in his life, I think he had to give a little bit of effort. We both agreed it still wasn’t a lot of effort on his part, but it was SOME. He did have a rail at a vertical about halfway through, he just wasn’t careful enough with a front toe, and then he got slightly distracted by the jump crew on the way to the one stride which resulted in him cramming two strides in. Honestly I was kind of delighted by that, because even when that happened he never stopped going forward. I feel like he learns more from stuff like that than when it all just goes perfectly. I am literally never going to ride him perfectly.

by this point he was back to sort-of trying

I was really hoping the show photographer would get a good pic or two but alas I didn’t think any of them were good enough to spend $60 on. I did spend the $20 on the video from the 1.20m class though, which is up on the Patreon member dashboard.

Overall we thought it was a really productive couple of weeks for Presto. Ellie got to experiment with a few little tweaks for how to ride courses on him, and came away with good feedback for me, which we started implementing this week in my lessons. And he feels more educated, more confident, and like he just kinda… grew up a little bit. An expensive two weeks but I think we got exactly what we were hoping for out of it.

ilysm

I had two jump lessons on him this week and then next week he’ll resume some training rides in prep for Ellie to take him to Ocala and Bouckaert in August.

In Rubes news, he was going really well, and even jumped his first little 2’6″ line.

was losing my phone down into my crotch

Buuuuuut now I think he’s trying to brew an abscess. SIGH. His feet and Florida are not a match made in heaven. But I did tag along with a friend to her lesson last weekend and let Rubes just loiter and see the sights. He was really good actually, and kept it together. That’s something productive at least.

his first mirror selfie

Hopefully we can fix the latest footie owwie soon and get him going yet again. It’s been a little bit of two steps forward, three steps back with his progress, and through no real fault of his own.

Henry’s also been having a little bit of downtime because it was legitimately just HOT AS ACTUAL HELL here last week and for most of this week. He doesn’t sweat well and I always hesitate to ride him on the super hot days because I don’t want to essentially “pre-heat” him for the day ahead. It’s hard enough to keep him comfortable in the afternoon. Although he got a new misting fan and has been considerably more comfortable with that. It makes a swampy mess, but he’s happy, so…

delighted dolphin

I think it might be cool enough over the next few mornings to ride him at least lightly. We’ll see.

Last but not least, I did a little bit of a rebranding for my business. The past couple years have kind of taken me more away from the data side of things and into the writing side, so I thought it was time to recalibrate and refresh to put it more in alignment with what I spend most of my time doing these days. New name, new logo, new focus.

The website is up at theriddenword.com and Instagram is riddenwordmedia. Still working on setting up the facebook page, but otherwise it’s done. There’s lots of stuff on the portfolio page if you know anyone or a business that might be in need of my services! (we gotta pay these show bills somehow and I’m definitely too old for OnlyFans)

Presto does WEC

Somebody was living his best bougie lifestyle last week, bankrolled by his mother.

his first WEC pic

So basically, just a regular day in the life for Presto. Somebody really needs to tell him he’s not from a wealthy family.

It’s possible that I have led him to believe otherwise,

Anyway, he made his first little adventure to WEC, doing a 1.15m class with Ellie. We really had no idea how he would be… he’s never been there before and it’s a lot of atmosphere. Hence the whole point of me paying a relatively absurd amount of money to just do one class – he needs to see and experience stuff like this. It’s time. It needs to happen.

His class was in Indoor 6, which luckily isn’t too far from the ship-in day parking. Basically the ship-in parking is in the very front of the parking lot, then you have to walk across the parking lot, around and past Indoor 5 and a little covered, past another parking lot, and then you get to Indoor 6. It’s not close, but in WEC terms (where, depending on where your ring is, you could be in for a 20-30 minute walk) it’s not so bad. Presto did take a little exception to the rubber mats that made up the horse path, and wasn’t a big fan of the barricades with sandbags, but he survived (against all odds, he says).

we won’t talk about how many times he gave the mats the stink eye

We had some time to kill (because when does jumperland ever run on time) which worked out great, honestly. He was definitely on his toes when he first went into the indoor, but he had time to sit and watch some horses go, and spend time just walking around. Which is right around the time I realized he really truly has never been in an actual INDOOR before. A couple small/bright covered rings, but a true indoor… I don’t think so. Especially not one like this. About 1/3 of the massive indoor is the warmup ring, then there’s a little alley made up of barricades in between the warmup and the show ring itself. There are bleachers on one side, lots of little exit doors on the sides and the end, plus jump crew sitting just behind the wall. Not to mention all the hoopla of the WEC decor, like the 700 trees and signs and shit that are all over the ring, and the jumbotron and the big scoreboard.

Plenty to see here

Truth be told, we really didn’t know what to expect. When he started warming up he definitely seemed a bit fresh, but Ellie quickly put him to work doing some more intricate flatwork and he settled really well. He was great for his warmup jumps, good about the traffic in warmup, and didn’t seem particularly bothered by anything. And then he went in the ring and just… marched right around. Like… we were all surprised by how good he was, actually. Ellie let him go slow and used lots of the ring so that he had time to process everything, and while he was alert, he never got worried or spooky. It was a slow but very steady and honestly quite boring (in a good way, for him) round – time faults, but no jump penalties. He really couldn’t have been any better.

So this week he’s gonna go back and do the 1.15m and the 1.20m with Ellie, and see if he can repeat his success, or if (as he does sometimes tends to do) he was on his best behavior the first time because it was new. The 1.20m should be interesting… he’s not jumped a course that big, so maybe he’ll finally look alive and have to try a little bit for once. Maybe?

spot the toy

He had the following day off, then a stretchy hack day followed by a flatwork day. On Sunday I took him over to Sweet Dixie bright and early for his weekly conditioning ride. It’s been mega hot and humid here, but it wasn’t too insufferable (your opinion may vary) yet at 7am, so off to the hill trots we went. I’m in the process of trialing the Horsepal heart rate monitor to review on Eventing Nation, and this was our maiden voyage. It took me about 5 minutes of stubborn “I don’t want to read the directions” fidgeting with all the various parts (it comes with lots of accoutrement) before I pulled up the “how to” video and was set up and ready to go within a few minutes. You’ll have to wait for the actual review but this one is different from the ones I’ve used in the past (Hylofit and Seaver) and the first test run was very promising.

As for the other boys, Rubes hasn’t been doing much of anything because with all this rain we’ve gotten (so much… so much rain… it is pouring again as I type this) his feet just aren’t doing great. He was looking about 80% better yesterday and got to go for a little hack, much to his delight, but they’re still just too soft and sensitive to do much.

Silly boy

He’s got very little wall and very little sole, and his extensive multi-step hoof care routine is probably the only thing keeping him from being entirely crippled at the moment, but it’s still not great. It’s a fun juggle between keeping him inside and dry vs him absolutely climbing the walls, going batshit crazy, and then running like a dingdong when he does go outside. If he pulls a shoe and takes even a millimeter of wall with it, he’ll for sure have to go back in glue-ons, so the balance of his lifestyle is precarious right now at best.

Henry has been pulling his weight, though. When it’s this hot I have to be really careful with him since he doesn’t sweat very well, so he really only gets ridden on the days where I can be on him by 7am. We keep it short and to the point, but (despite his resting grump face) he’s always happy to be doing something. If nothing else it’s giving me something else to ride while Presto is in more of “full training” mode.

cutest gramps

I’m hoping to take Henry to a little schooling derby next week for shits and giggles, as long as it’s not too scorching hot. I think he’d be delighted to drag me around the BN.