Presto does WEC

Somebody was living his best bougie lifestyle last week, bankrolled by his mother.

his first WEC pic

So basically, just a regular day in the life for Presto. Somebody really needs to tell him he’s not from a wealthy family.

It’s possible that I have led him to believe otherwise,

Anyway, he made his first little adventure to WEC, doing a 1.15m class with Ellie. We really had no idea how he would be… he’s never been there before and it’s a lot of atmosphere. Hence the whole point of me paying a relatively absurd amount of money to just do one class – he needs to see and experience stuff like this. It’s time. It needs to happen.

His class was in Indoor 6, which luckily isn’t too far from the ship-in day parking. Basically the ship-in parking is in the very front of the parking lot, then you have to walk across the parking lot, around and past Indoor 5 and a little covered, past another parking lot, and then you get to Indoor 6. It’s not close, but in WEC terms (where, depending on where your ring is, you could be in for a 20-30 minute walk) it’s not so bad. Presto did take a little exception to the rubber mats that made up the horse path, and wasn’t a big fan of the barricades with sandbags, but he survived (against all odds, he says).

we won’t talk about how many times he gave the mats the stink eye

We had some time to kill (because when does jumperland ever run on time) which worked out great, honestly. He was definitely on his toes when he first went into the indoor, but he had time to sit and watch some horses go, and spend time just walking around. Which is right around the time I realized he really truly has never been in an actual INDOOR before. A couple small/bright covered rings, but a true indoor… I don’t think so. Especially not one like this. About 1/3 of the massive indoor is the warmup ring, then there’s a little alley made up of barricades in between the warmup and the show ring itself. There are bleachers on one side, lots of little exit doors on the sides and the end, plus jump crew sitting just behind the wall. Not to mention all the hoopla of the WEC decor, like the 700 trees and signs and shit that are all over the ring, and the jumbotron and the big scoreboard.

Plenty to see here

Truth be told, we really didn’t know what to expect. When he started warming up he definitely seemed a bit fresh, but Ellie quickly put him to work doing some more intricate flatwork and he settled really well. He was great for his warmup jumps, good about the traffic in warmup, and didn’t seem particularly bothered by anything. And then he went in the ring and just… marched right around. Like… we were all surprised by how good he was, actually. Ellie let him go slow and used lots of the ring so that he had time to process everything, and while he was alert, he never got worried or spooky. It was a slow but very steady and honestly quite boring (in a good way, for him) round – time faults, but no jump penalties. He really couldn’t have been any better.

So this week he’s gonna go back and do the 1.15m and the 1.20m with Ellie, and see if he can repeat his success, or if (as he does sometimes tends to do) he was on his best behavior the first time because it was new. The 1.20m should be interesting… he’s not jumped a course that big, so maybe he’ll finally look alive and have to try a little bit for once. Maybe?

spot the toy

He had the following day off, then a stretchy hack day followed by a flatwork day. On Sunday I took him over to Sweet Dixie bright and early for his weekly conditioning ride. It’s been mega hot and humid here, but it wasn’t too insufferable (your opinion may vary) yet at 7am, so off to the hill trots we went. I’m in the process of trialing the Horsepal heart rate monitor to review on Eventing Nation, and this was our maiden voyage. It took me about 5 minutes of stubborn “I don’t want to read the directions” fidgeting with all the various parts (it comes with lots of accoutrement) before I pulled up the “how to” video and was set up and ready to go within a few minutes. You’ll have to wait for the actual review but this one is different from the ones I’ve used in the past (Hylofit and Seaver) and the first test run was very promising.

As for the other boys, Rubes hasn’t been doing much of anything because with all this rain we’ve gotten (so much… so much rain… it is pouring again as I type this) his feet just aren’t doing great. He was looking about 80% better yesterday and got to go for a little hack, much to his delight, but they’re still just too soft and sensitive to do much.

Silly boy

He’s got very little wall and very little sole, and his extensive multi-step hoof care routine is probably the only thing keeping him from being entirely crippled at the moment, but it’s still not great. It’s a fun juggle between keeping him inside and dry vs him absolutely climbing the walls, going batshit crazy, and then running like a dingdong when he does go outside. If he pulls a shoe and takes even a millimeter of wall with it, he’ll for sure have to go back in glue-ons, so the balance of his lifestyle is precarious right now at best.

Henry has been pulling his weight, though. When it’s this hot I have to be really careful with him since he doesn’t sweat very well, so he really only gets ridden on the days where I can be on him by 7am. We keep it short and to the point, but (despite his resting grump face) he’s always happy to be doing something. If nothing else it’s giving me something else to ride while Presto is in more of “full training” mode.

cutest gramps

I’m hoping to take Henry to a little schooling derby next week for shits and giggles, as long as it’s not too scorching hot. I think he’d be delighted to drag me around the BN.

Mysteries Abound

The biggest mystery is how I’ve managed to miss three weeks of updates. Well, that part isn’t so much a mystery… we still don’t have a farmhand and I’ve been working seasonal shifts at WEC, so I’ve just been spectacularly strapped for time to sit down and write anything substantial. We’ve got a new girl starting here at the farm hopefully next week that will be helping with feeding and mowing, so fingers crossed that’ll lighten my load back up a little bit. It is hot and I am tired.

You know how it is with a 60-acre farm full of almost 30 horses – every day it’s something else on top of the regular chores of feeding/stalls/mowing. Someone’s got a runny nose, someone’s got a cut, someone’s got a fever (on a holiday no less, because obviously), someone broke the fence, the blades fell off the mower, the shredder is literally smoking, we’re one day short of grain, etc etc etc on and on it goes in perpetuity. It wears on you when it’s 7 days a week. I will be delighted for the new girl to take some of it off my plate.

The REAL mystery is who’s causing all this barn chaos. Like who tipped over my drawers? Presto doesn’t know.

zoinks scoobs

Who knocked the fan over, picked up the bag of mints, and flung them all over the place? Presto isn’t sure about that either.

a real who dun it

Who pulled my gloves out of my pocket and dropped them in the puddle? We don’t know yet, but Presto is on the case.

there’s just not much evidence

Truly a modern day case of Unsolved Mysteries.

One thing we have (finally) officially wrapped up though: breeding season! I mean… we were done breeding no matter what, but we did the last heartbeat check a few days ago, so we’ve confirmed all the pregnancies now. It’s going to be a wild spring, particularly April. Send help.

omg

This will def be the biggest WTW foal crop ever, and we’ve already got a couple of the foals spoken for/reserved. I can’t even make full eye contact with that list yet… none of us will be sleeping.

In horsey news, Rubes has really started to blossom a bit in the past few weeks. At this point my impression is that he’s more of a jumper type, and he really really likes doing exactly the same thing every day. Routine is his jam. He’s been jumping the cavaletti, and I moved a couple jumps into the ring to make an actual line, which he’s cantered down several times now like a bonafide Real Boy.

lookit him

He’s starting to get it, and he’s quite a good little jumper. He wants to naturally use his body well, it’s mostly just keeping him relaxed in his body and mind. The more he does it though, the better he gets.

Of course, as soon as I was like “we’re on a roll, time to take him on another off-property adventure” his feet decided it was time to do The Florida Summer Thing and just.. fall apart. I’m keeping them as dry as possible, but we barely had much wall to start with and I’m totally losing the war. He was about to lose a shoe so the farrier came and re-did him, but there’s almost nothing to nail into and I think now he might have a hot nail.

Jumpscare

So, ya know… jury is still out on that one. I was really really really really really really hoping to avoid having to do glue-ons with any of my creatures this year after the hell that was last summer, but I’m starting to lose my last glimmer of hope that Rubes will be able to avoid them. That wall ain’t looking good.

As for Presto, he’s also a bit of a mystery at the moment, or at least a mixed bag. He had some training rides and was doing great, went to Chatt with Ellie and was “perfect” for the first two phases to lead the Open Prelim…

PC Liz Crawley
whee

And then decided to quite literally go for a few spins on XC in a very Interpretive Dance kind of way. Like he started out fantastic, turned into a ballerina in the middle, and finished fantastic. Was superb at every combination, no problem with any of the hard stuff, just… tuned into the Tasmanian Devil in front of some random tables for no particular discernable reason. We’re all scratching our heads a little bit. We’ve got a few hypotheses and some ideas for next steps/things to try, and I had (yet another) chat with my vet, showing her the videos. Back to the drawing board a bit, but hopefully we’re a step closer to figuring it out. We have more data, at least, for whatever that’s worth.

The good news is, it’s not just me that’s the problem. The bad news is, it’s not just me that’s the problem. Horses are nothing if not frustrating. Ellie was super happy with 95% of it, and they said he traveled well and actually was quite a good boy in the barn. We’re close. We’re so close, I feel like. I sure do wish horses could talk.

Presto will spend a little time in Jumperland at WEC over the next couple weeks while we try some things, and then we’ll figure out more plans from there!

Oh – I also did a big closet cleanout and have a shitton of stuff for sale (because see all of the above, which is all expensive AF). Let me know if you’re interested in anything!