Stuff for sale

Finally, months later, I put a list together. I have crappy cell phone pics of almost everything, can try to get better ones if needed. Prices don’t include shipping! The more you buy, the more I love you and the more I want to ship for free.

Frank Baines Capriole dressage saddle SOLD

Dressage bridle and extra bridle parts SOLD

Two ECP correction dressage pads with foam shims. One white (used once), one black. SOLD

Ogilvy jumper half pad, SOLD

Tan TS full seat front zip size 30 in schooling condition. Has a little saddle discoloration on the full seat and a slight stain on the back. $40

Le Fash cream, pink, and blue plaid show shirt size Medium. Worn once. $75

Kerrits Sit Tight Supreme full seat breeches, white size Large. New with Tags.

Aztec Diamond white short sleeve show shirt, SOLD

Crowdfunding: resourceful or tacky?

We’ve all seen those posts on facebook, linking us to GoFundMe accounts for an array of different reasons. One popped up on my feed yesterday asking for contributions to a horse’s vet bills, and I started thinking more about crowdfunding.

In general I do not contribute to crowdfunding type of things except for in very specific circumstances. To be honest, I find the vast majority of it to be tacky and tasteless. I can’t imagine ever asking someone to pay my horse’s or dog’s vet bill – IMO vet bills are part of being a pet owner and it’s my responsibility to take care of that. I would be mortified to ever put my hand out and ask other people for that money. If I didn’t have it I’d put it on a credit card and pay it off as I could, or ask the vet about a payment plan. That’s my own circumstance to bail myself out of. Other things I’ve seen people asking for money to fund:

  • buying back a former horse (maybe sell one of your other horses instead?)
  • their horse show season (for real?)
  • their kid’s birthday party (I have no words)
  • their vacation (are you gonna pay for my vacation?)
  • paying off a lien that someone took out on their horse because they didn’t pay board (speechless)

To me, none of those are things you should ever ask someone else to pay for. Get a second job, sell some stuff, have a bake sale, sell an organ… I dunno… just be responsible for your own life. What gets me most is that the people who seem to always be asking for handouts are the same ones who seem to have plenty of money to eat out all the time, buy booze, buy new clothes, get their hair and nails done, spend their weekends watching Netflix, go on vacation, etc etc. When did we become a society that would rather panhandle on the internet than actually work for something we want?

Some of you probably remember Taylor McFall, the girl who raised money last year to purchase the pony she had been leasing. I really loved this story, mostly because her mother would not allow her to just accept straight donations. She cleaned tack, she washed trucks, she made and sold horse treats. She earned the money she made, and she bought that pony herself. Big kudos to Taylor’s mother for teaching her daughter the value of a dollar and that with enough hard work you can get just about anything you want, without asking people for handouts.

That’s not to say that I’m a total scrooge about crowdfunding. I have contributed exactly twice – once to the CANTER Texas startup costs, to help them get the 501c licensing and stuff, and just a couple weeks ago to Jimmie Schramm’s Rolex fund. “Wait a minute”,  you say… didn’t I just write earlier that I don’t feel like people should be asking for show money? Yeah you’re right, maybe I’m a little bit of a hypocrite here, but let me explain why they’re different to me. #1 It’s Rolex. #2 Jimmie is a young pro that owns her own horse. She doesn’t have a rich owner that foots the all the bills. #3 They’re really just getting their training operation off the ground. #4 I get a coozie and a bumper sticker that say “I Believe in Bells” in return for my contribution. Hells yeah! #5 If for some reason they end up not going to Rolex, the money will supposedly be donated to a therapeutic riding center. #6 At the end of the day, I’m a Schramm fan. So, whether you agree with my logic or not, I think that’s a lot different than just some random person that wants to go to horse shows.

I will include a caveat and say that I think Kickstarter type of things are a lot different. Generally those are businesses or inventions trying to get off the ground and you almost always get things in return for your contribution. I’ve contributed to a few of those with zero hesitation. Much different in my eyes than paying someone’s vet bill for them.

What’s your view on crowdfunding? What are legitimate reasons to ask for contributions from other people? What causes have you donated toward? I realize that I might feel more strongly about it than most and seem pretty judgmental, but I’m genuinely curious to see what other people think when they see these things.

Proud horsemom moments

Warning: there is much gushing about my pony happening in this post so if you have a strong gag reflex or already rolling eyeballs you might want to back away now.

We had another dressage lesson on Tuesday night, and Henry was probably the best he’s ever been. I don’t know if it was a fluke or if things are just starting to click, but we had some honest to god throughness and connection. Pretty much the first time that’s happened. He leg yielded and shoulder in’d and turned on the forehand and lengthened. He did haunches out on a circle, leg yield to shoulder in, canter squares with leg yield, and stretchy trotted. In fact, in our first attempt at the ever elusive stretchy trot Trainer said “There he goes! Good boy!” and I said “SHHHH be quiet or you’ll scare it away!”. There were still some moments of stiffness and some slow or heavy transitions, but for the most part he was really fantastic. Every lesson has just gotten better and better.

Maybe dressage is slightly less awful than we originally thought?

After some canter leg yields, canter lengthenings, and transitions within the canter we took a walk break and chatted. Trainer was very complimentary of Henry’s canter work, saying that the quality and balance of his canter was very good, his lengthenings were naturally uphill, and the transitions within the gait were obviously easy for him. He said certain things that even much more advanced horses find difficult came naturally him. Then he called little ol’ Henry “quite talented”.  Talented? This guy? At derpssage? I felt like the Grinch when his heart grew 3 sizes.

If you’d told me a year ago that a legit dressage trainer/rider would ever call this horse talented, I would have laughed in your face. In fact, I’d probably still be laughing. The word “fried” had been used to describe him when I bought him, and just getting to where I could put my leg on without an explosion or keep contact without him putting his nose to his chest has been a long difficult road. The fact that’s he’s moved past that now is, IMO, a testament to Henry and his kindness and his general good nature. He tries so hard and really wants to please, I think as long as he trusts his rider and feels like he’s being treated fairly he could be good at anything. Trainer agreed saying he seemed very willing, praised me for being a tactful rider and said I’d done a good job with him. Majorly proud horsemom moment. I appreciate him saying nice things about me as well but I’m not gonna lie, the compliments for Henry brought tears to my eyes. Of course I love him but I’m also extremely aware of his (and my) shortcomings, so the fact that someone whose opinion I greatly value and respect sees something special lurking in him does my heart good.

Henry has suddenly also decided that whips will not, in fact, kill him and are not, in fact, cause to become extremely belligerent. Last summer I tried carrying a whip for a month in a attempt to get him to calm down about them, and every ride he acted like I was going to kill him. He was completely incapable of relaxing as long as I had it in my hand so I eventually gave up. On Monday I carried a jumping bat for our informal bumming around pole work day and he didn’t even seem to notice. So in the dressage lesson I decided to push my luck and warm up with a dressage whip. Again, he gave no craps. I did eventually give it to Trainer once we started canter work, since that’s about the time when Henry can sometimes get a little overreactive/anticipatory, but it totally helped in the warm-up. I even lightly tapped him on the butt with it once in the first leg yield when he was slow off my leg and he had a totally appropriate, non-belligerent-meltdown response. He just went “Oh yeah, sorry” and moved away. Knock me over with a feather, he no longer thinks I’m going to eat him. I joke that I have finally just broken his spirit, but the fact that he’s now chill enough to move past whatever happened in his history to make him so tense and worried makes me proud all over again. The boy is a champ.

End gush. Sorry if I made you reach for your barf bags.

Reviews: The Battle of the Breastplate

I might have a little bit of a breastplate hoarding problem. I really like the added stability that a breastplate gives and consider it to be pretty standard attire especially for a jumper or eventer. I’ve had a lot of different styles and brands over the years, but currently I’m down to these three:

Five Star Tack Signature breastplate – $280

PS of Sweden High Five breastplate – $180 (list price $195, subtract VAT, add shipping)

Ovation Sheepskin Padded Elastic Breastplate – $100ish

At first glance this might not seem like a fair competition, considering the difference in price ranges of each of the contenders and the slightly different styles. But IMO those things are what really make it the perfect way to compare and contrast the different features of each and see which one comes out on top. Granted, breastplates seem like one of things where everyone has different reasons for liking what they like, so these are my personal opinions of each one.

Ovation Sheepskin Padded Elastic breastplate

I’ll be honest, I bought this breastplate specifically because it was the best quality of the “cheap” (ie not Antares) breastplates with navy elastic. It was a 100% superficial purchase. That said, I’ve been fairly happy with Ovation strapgoods in the past and thought it looked sharp, and managed to nab it for a good price barely used.

The quality of the leather is good for something in this price range, as is the elastic. The stitching is tight and even. It doesn’t come with the little snaps to hook it to the saddle dees, which I find slightly irritating when buying any breastplate. SNAPS, it needs to come with snaps! Despite the little white stripes on the elastic I really haven’t had a problem keeping it clean – the navy seems to be good at hiding the dirt. I only have a few complaints with it: 1) The sheepskin is impossible to keep clean in the summer 2) the length of the strap to the girth is waaaaay long. 3) There’s no snap on the girth attachment and although the conway buckle does allow for one to be easily added, since the strap is so long, adding a snap to it just compounds the problem.

I know that the sheepskin on the chest part of this breastplate is meant to be a main feature, but IMO all sheepskin needs to be removeable. I stopped using this breastplate in the summer because it was constantly soaked with sweat and caked with grime, and became a PITA to clean. As for the girth strap, I’m not sure what kind of gargantuanly uniboob’ed creature it’s meant to fit or just how far back they think the girth sits, but I’ve got a whole lot of extra strap there. I had to punch a hole way farther up the the strap, and even then it’s still long. In general the horse size is a bit big on my 16.1h TB, although the girth strap is the only part that is just too big. Despite those things, for the price I think it’s a nice looking, good quality basic breastplate, albeit with room for improvement.

Five Star Tack Signature Breastplate

Design wise, the Five Star is very similar to the Ovation. It’s also a three point, but it has a removeable strap that runs across the top of the wither. In theory I love that strap… something to grab if things ever start to go really wrong! In execution I hate that strap with every fiber of my being. It has hook stud closures on the top, which is what makes it removeable, and my reins constantly get caught on them. The wither strap also means that you have to unhook the crossties and slip the breastplate over the horse’s head to put it on. I like it better in all regards with the wither strap removed, but then there goes the whole perk of having it there in the first place. The straps that hook to the saddle dees also seem really long, I have a lot of excess leather flapping around down there (yet another thing for your reins to get stuck on).

The leather is nice quality English leather and it seems very well made. Unfortunately I have a really hard time keeping the elastic looking clean, though. The brown really shows sweat and the light blue really shows dirt, so together they require pretty constant cleaning. The fit of this breastplate (in cob size) is better than the Ovation, especially the strap that runs to the girth, although it’s borderline too short for him in the shoulder. There also isn’t a girth snap on this one either, and because it has a regular buckle instead of a Conway buckle, I can’t simply add a snap myself. My delicate flower also somehow managed to get a rub at the center of his chest from the leather backing of the O-ring, which is stiff and thick.

Overall this is a beautiful breastplate but there are a lot of things in the basic design that could have been done differently to make it easier and more practical to use. I don’t find it very easy to live with.

PS of Sweden High Five breastplate

When the 5-point craze started I staunchly resisted, not liking the look or really understanding what the point was. But when I saw the High Five I was instantly intrigued. It looked different from all the other 5-points I had seen, and initially I couldn’t tell if I loved it or hated it. It’s no secret that I love PS of Sweden as a company, love their designs, and think they’re the most innovative tack company on the market. But that doesn’t mean I blindly love everything they make – sometimes I have to be convinced.

After a few months of looking at the High Five my curiosity reigned supreme and I decided what the hell – let’s see what all the fuss is about with these 5 points. I got the cob size and spent the first several minutes playing around with all the straps to get the fit right – it’s so adjustable. To my minimalist eye it looked like a lot of leather at first. However it’s really well padded, really well designed, great quality, and sits pretty perfectly on my horse. Initially I had some reservations about the strap running over the shoulder (the main reason I’ve never bought a 5 point before), worrying that it would be restrictive, but I have seen none of that in actual application. Henry gallops and jumps just like normal with no signs of being restricted or rubbed or bothered at all.

I love how stable this design is – I feel like just about anything could happen and my saddle isn’t gonna move. I especially love the fit, and the fact that there is a girth snap (praise jesus finally!), and that there’s no sheepskin to keep clean. The elastic is a narrow dark strap that only directly touches the horse for a few inches, so keeping it clean is easy. Usually I just take a damp rag and wipe any sweat and hair and grime off the padded leather and leave it at that – it’s the lowest maintenance of all my breastplates. Slowly but surely the High Five has won me over and brought me to the 5-point side. I would be very curious to try PS of Sweden’s 3-point design too, which is the only type I haven’t tried, although I um… should probably get rid of some of my other breastplates first.

My only complaint with a 5 point design is that since it has the straps that loop over the girth (which are what make it a 5-point and contribute greatly to its stability) it’s not as easy as snap-snap-snap and it’s on. I’m lazy, I like snap-snap-snap. That’s going to be true of any 5-point design though, it requires a little more effort to get on. I do greatly appreciate that the PS version comes with the dee snaps and a girth snap, so the only thing I have to do is put the girth elastic through the loops. Usually if I’m jumping or riding out I put on the High Five, and if I’m just plodding around I put on the Ovation. Until summer anyway, when the Ovation will go on vacation because of it’s sheepskin. The Five Star lives a lonely solitary life in my trunk.

So how do they fair in the battle?

Winner

Runner Up

Womp-womp