This is only getting broken up into two posts because I have SO MUCH media. Everyone say thank you to Leigh, XpressFoto, and Hillary for carrying the show recap in its entirety.

As I love to do during season, I entered the Thursday one-day division rather than any of the weekend divisions. Is it usually way more competitive because all the pros show their horses on Thursday to have more time for clients on the weekend? Yes. But ya know… I’d still rather be in and out and done and dusted in one day and just not get a ribbon. I’m very good at not getting ribbons, I have years of experience at it. (humble brag)

Anyway, my dressage ride time was quite early – 8:18 as the fourth horse of the day in the ring. Florida Horse Park is about a 45min drive, plus I needed time to park, groom, tack up, and put studs in since we were in a grass ring. Thus I had to leave the farm around 6:15am to make sure I wasn’t rushed. That meant I opted not to braid (let’s be real, I wasn’t gonna braid anyway, this was just an exceptionally convenient excuse). The day before I had spur of the moment decided to clip Presto again, and he got a bath, so… good enough, yes?

Like I mentioned, we were down in the grass ring, separate from the main arena with 3 other dressage rings. The perks of this were that we had our own warmup area, so at no point in time were there more than 4 horses in there. The downside of it was that I own the nosiest, most wants-to-be-in-the-chaos animal on the planet, and he kept staring up at the other rings wondering why he was being punished with quiet, calm, and relative solitude.

Either way, he warmed up fine. My trainer couldn’t make it that early, which was no big deal. I’d had a lesson the day before and she told me how to warm him up and which buttons to make sure I could push. He was a little sticky in the first two trot-canter transitions to the right (our bugaboo of the week, it seems) but then we got a couple good ones. He was in front of my leg but obedient, and felt pretty good by the time it was our turn.

We went in the ring and it started out pretty well, with an 8 for the first centerline and a 7.5 for the trot lengthening, right off the bat. As we went along tho, Presto started to feel a little… taller. And like his attention was beginning to wander up the hill towards the other dressage rings. He held it together until the second leg yield, during which he decided he should send out an emergency SOS call in the form of a high pitched scream as he tried to crane his head to look up the hill. Still, he halted well, and the free walk was fine up until the last few steps when he decided no horse could possibly endure these horribly serene conditions any longer, upon which he jigged. He never jigs.

And then it was time to canter and do the canter lengthening to the right. And well… yeehaw bitches.

He flipped that freak flag of a tail up in the air like an Arabian and away he went. It wasn’t cute.

I managed to wrangle him around something resembling a circle and then back down to trot within like 5 meters of where I was supposed to (a miracle really) and then had to canter the other way. Luckily I was able to keep the lid on him a bit more in that direction.

Luckily after that all we had left was the trot up centerline, which was quite perky but straight (another 8) and then halt/salute without getting murdered.

So that was… a thing we did. Kinda frustrating because again we were riding in front of the judge that always loves him, so taking those 5’s and 6’s in the middle were an ouch. We got a few 8’s tho to counterbalance, and she was kind enough to see through the yeehaws and give us a 7 on harmony (she thought I handled it well), so we ended up with a 31.

Granted, in a very competitive division like that, anything not in the 20’s leaves you down the leaderboard.

Sigh. A little disappointing because without the Fuckery it would have been a good mark, but that’s horses. Especially horses like this one. If he can’t be part of the chaos he’ll just make his own.

At least he’s cute in his new bridle. And honestly I love all my weird colored jackets because the sea of black and navy is so boring, but I can’t help but love how the black jacket looks on him. The sparkles on the pockets and collar coordinate with my boots and saddle pad and saddle too, so like… sparkle slay, even if black is basic. It’s still my favorite color.

After that we had a long 4 hours until showjumping. Presto hung out at the trailer with his hay, and I watched some Intermediate rounds and got a look at the course. As is standard around here, there was like one actual related distance outside of the combinations. If you don’t like long bending lines and rollbacks, don’t come to Ocala.

Then I popped over to XC to meet Ellie. I’d walked XC the day before and just had a couple questions/points of concern, so she looked at those with me and gave me her advice. Then I popped back over the trailer to get on and head to SJ warmup.

He was really super in warmup. I won it for sure. Every distance came up perfect, he was jumping phenomenal, and didn’t even try to yeet me when some other horses in the ring had a fiesta. I was delighted.

I wish I could tell you that we went in the ring and had the same winning vibe, but we did not.

Well, okay, one of us did. It wasn’t me.

The first few jumps weren’t so bad, but then I had too much time to think (always bad) and decided that pulling was the answer (it never is). We ended up underpowered and I buried him to a few, including both doubles which he then had to try extra hard to get out of cleanly.

Bless him tho, he did. He jumped his little guts out and was just the best boy despite his rider not helping much at all. Redemption from his feral dressage interlude, I suppose. All forgiven.

I managed to figure out how to put my leg on and finished up alright, heading back to the gate feeling a bit embarrassed and calling it “hot garbage”. Ellie perhaps more professionally said “the beginning and the end were good you just got too underpowered in the middle” which I think is just a nice way of being like “yeah the warmest of garbage” but ya know, tomato tomato.

It was a clear round though, bless him, and entirely because of him. One of these days I will learn my lesson about going the fuck forward, but it was not that day.

If you’re forcing me to look on the bright side, I suppose the good takeaways are that 1) he really is jumping better than ever. That’s indisputable at this point I think. 2) Clearly he’s plenty confident, because he can do his job just fine without my assistance. Those are good things.

Tomorrow, the fun part…

Just baaaarely squeaking a post in here this week! 😅 It’s been even busier than normal, with three friends in town visiting over the past week and half, lessons, a horse show, and all the usual work stuff. I’ll save the horse show recap for next week so that hopefully I have lots of media (blessed be Xpress Foto and their All Images package, plus Leigh and Hillary took some media too!) but there’s still plenty to update on other than that.

Last week I was actually managing to do a good job of fitting all the horses into my rota, but that didn’t continue through this week. Nonetheless, I got Rubes back in the groove and he seemed happy to be back to work. He does love having a job and a schedule, so I’m trying to make sure to have time for him consistently, but sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn’t. This time of year is really a struggle, time-wise.

Either way, the good thing about him is that he doesn’t lose any ground in his training if he has a few days off here and there, he always picks right back up. He might be a little scooty and fresh the first day or two, but the education remains in place. Thank you, thoroughbred brain.

Henry also got a few rides, which he seemed delighted about mostly because getting ridden means you get more cookies.

Of course, as soon as I start riding him again he manages to hurt himself. I was feeding the other afternoon and Rubes came galloping and bucking down the fenceline, and Henry tried to follow suit in his own turnout but managed to lose his footing and fall down instead. He’s a little off now, but I can’t find any heat or swelling or anything obvious. He’s a bit tender to palpation over his muscles, so my guess is he tweaked something. Good job, old man. You can’t run around and buck like the youngsters anymore. I really wish my MagnaWave was here already because that would probably really help, but hopefully he’s feeling better in a few days.

Presto got his feet done last weekend and then this week we had a jump lesson and then a combo training ride/dressage lesson. It remains equal parts exciting and slightly depressing how good he looks with Ellie… maybe someday I’ll get close to replicating it. At least we know it’s in there?

Presto has been really really good, although he can be an entirely different ride from day to day, especially when it’s particularly hot or cold. I’m having to learn how to be quicker and more intelligent about how I adapt my ride to suit the horse on the day and in the moment. Sometimes I’m good at that. Other times I’m not.

I ended up bodyclipping Presto again on Wednesday because it’s warmed up so much here. It started out with me saying “I’m just gonna touch up his head before we leave for our lesson” which is always a lie and never actually ends as just a touch-up, but I have yet to learn. He had just enough hair to look slightly mangy, and since it’s been hot I was like ya know what… why not… and before I knew it, there went the clippers down his butt and I was committed. Luckily his legs didn’t have much regrowth so it was mostly shoulders, head, and butt. Still though. Why do I do these things to myself the day before a show.

I’ve been working at HITS a lot, and really enjoying the grounds. It’s got a more chill vibe than WEC, and last week I was able to catch the end of the Grand Prix while I was grabbing lunch. It’s definitely easier to spectate there and feels more relaxed/friendly in general.

In other random doings, I may or may not have decorated our new frozen semen tank. Now she’s FABULOUS.

I legit cannot WAIT to see the faces of the various vets, techs, and AirGas workers when I pull up with that thing. She’s certainly memorable and unique, you have to admit. She’s done a bit viral on TikTok too, with the video finding its way to the cattle breeding crowd. You gotta read the comments, they’re gold.

@breed.ride.event

When you get a new frozen swimmer tank and just have to decorate it. 🦄 #horsegirls #equestrianlife

♬ Pink Pony Club – Chappell Roan

I hope other people decorate their jizzloos too. The world needs more levity.

Our Cashmere semen wont be here until next month, so for now it remains empty, but hopefully not for long!

Otherwise, things have been as business-as-usual as they ever get around here. I’m still swimming, but lately I only seem to be managing 2x per week instead of 3. Which is not surprising at all.

At some point during season I’ll struggle to get over there at all, but I do really enjoy my swims and think it’s definitely been beneficial for my riding. My core is stronger and my cardio is better.

This weekend will be mostly working without much riding, so maybe I can get caught up on a few things. I’ll definitely have a show recap for you next week!

Guys, it’s warm again. Like, warm warm. As in I’m sunburned and sweaty, thus have been returned to my natural state, the way the gods intended me to live. I’m absolutely chuffed.

I have no actual media of anyone riding any of my horses in the past week, since no one has come with me to my lessons and I’m spending the training rides observing and listening, not videoing. But there are some filler pics at least, because duh of course there are.

I feel like at some point my updates feel repetitive and anti-climactic. We’re in week 5 of our full time training program and while I’m sure you’d be more entertained by stories of drama and big problems, that’s not been the case thus far (knock on wood, because horses are horses and people are people and ya know how that goes). Week over week, the improvement is obvious. Presto has stepped up to what’s being asked of him, and aside from a tiny protest last week when he got mad about the counter canter (he still gets confused about picking up what he thinks is the “wrong lead” and gets annoyed when he picks up what he thinks is the right lead, even if it’s not the one you actually asked for, and then has to trot and try again. He’s like “what do you mean I’m wrong, I’m never wrong!”) and his protests are always short-lived and not much to write home about. He does the horse equivalent of a harrumph, then he always goes home, thinks about it, and comes out better the next time. He’s smart, and he always wants to be right.

He seems settled and happy in this new schedule, even though it’s definitely more intense than what he’s been used to prior. He’s not getting worked ragged in each lesson or ride, sometimes they’re actually quite short and succinct, but everything has purpose and intentionality. He does enjoy working and learning, and Ellie’s patient and quiet but clear style just seems to work for him. He likes her, he’s always better after a training ride, and it carries forward to my own rides on him.

Last week he had a dressage ride with Ellie, and then a jump day where she got on him for the first 15mins, then I got on him. This week was supposed to be the clinic with Kai Steffen-Meier but Kai had some issues with his visa getting into the country and the clinic had to be postponed. We’ve filled up that time with another flat ride from Ellie and then I had a dressage lesson the next day. Today we’re jumping a bit and then tomorrow we’ve got an XC school on the docket. Generally my program is 3 things per week, a mix of lessons and training rides, but since we only had 2 last week due to the shit weather, we’re tacking on an extra to this week.

Despite the ramped up schedule Presto still seems happy to go to work. He still comes when I call him, he still acts like the total ham he always has, he still self-loads in the trailer, and he still enjoys his time over at their farm. Honestly, I think he digs the extra adventures and attention. This is not a horse that craves a quiet, predictable life. I wasn’t sure how he’d feel about getting in the trailer a lot and having to genuinely work harder, but so far so good.

I am also love-love-loving being in a full time program. I’m a lover of progress, and after having felt stagnant for basically the last year and a half, I fiiiiiiiiiiiinally feel like we’re getting things rolling again. Yes there are training holes to fill in, and those won’t happen overnight, but I feel solidly that we’re trending in the right direction.

Yesterday our favorite bodyworker was in town, who hasn’t seen Presto since last spring, and she had a lot of positive things to say about how he felt, his muscle tone, and how he’s matured and filled out since she last saw him. Considering the increased workload this month I expected her to tell me he felt a bit sore and stiff all over but aside from a little bit of tightness over his SI (that’s been REALLY working hard lately) and glutes, she thought he really felt great.

I’m overall pretty thrilled with month 1. I feel like I need to be doing something to keep track of things and logging the progress… maybe a little mini-journal or something. Either way, this is the first time in a really really really long time that I feel like we’re in the right program, with the right team, and headed in the right direction.

Which also makes me just incredibly nervous that at some point things are bound to go tits-up somehow, but for now, we ride the wave. I feel like when I say too many positive things people accuse me of not being authentic but like… I well and truly have nothing negative to report at the moment. Enjoy it while it lasts, people.

In other news, the return of the nice weather also marks the return of Rubes to work. He’s been mostly good. He was a little excited the first ride back, but other than a few small scoots he kept it together. I got all our RRP stuff submitted last week (gah I forgot about the vet letter until just a few days before, my poor vet I’m so sorry) so that part is done. I gotta figure out how to have more hours in the day so I can get cracking on some more off-property adventures for Rubes.

He also got some bodywork done and was particularly fond of the butt rubbies. She said muscularly he felt pretty good and wasn’t sore anywhere in particular but skeletally (is that a word?) he feels a bit stiff, which is nothing new. She recommended I keep up the regular chiro and was very excited to hear that a Magnawave is on the way, because she thinks it’ll help him a lot.

Other than stuff with those kiddos, we had a few other notable goings-on over the past week. On Saturday Michele was in town, so I took her and her hubby on an abbreviated Tour de Ocala. It’s always fun with first-timers. And Michele got to see Henry, meet Rubes, and see Presto for the first time since he was like a 2yo. He’s lookin a wee bit different than he used to! I have known Michele forever (seriously like… probably 20 years almost?) but haven’t seen her in person in years so it was great to catch up.

I also went to a showjumping course design lecture at WEC a couple days ago, which was super fun in that nerdy horse girl way. Yas please tell me all about bending lines and triple bars and how you decide what to build where. I LOVE IT. One of the perks of Ocala during season – there’s no lack of free educational events. Helps sorta make up for the massive increase in traffic and people. And it was over by 8pm, which is perfect because I still made it to bed before 9pm.

Wild and glamorous lifetstyle, this.

Just in case I’ve never been clear, I hate winter. Moving to Florida has spared me from the worst of it I suppose but we’re supposed to get a very small dusting of freezing rain/potentially snow overnight and let me tell you how little I’m interested in anything frozen coming from the sky and/or any weather below 60 degrees. I’m a lizard, give me warmth and sun.

I think we’re just gonna call the first few days of this week a loss and we can resume regularly scheduled program when the weather is less hateful. Ain’t none of us down here built for this.

Luckily I still have plenty to talk about day though, because last week was busy!

Presto had two training rides last week – a flat and a jump – and I had a jump lesson on Saturday. I feel like he gets better and better every week, and with each training ride. He’s getting stronger, he’s using himself better, and he’s subsequently starting to fill in some of those areas that have been lacking. His wide-behind tendency in the canter is improving massively, which is, unsurprisingly, helpful to just about everything.

Over fences the focus has been on adjustability while staying in front of the leg. For Thursday’s training ride she was going down the lines doing different numbers of strides. He is more amenable than he once was, but still gets a little angry. At the end of the ride I was telling her how he has the loosest nosebands in the world because if he ever feels like they’re remotely too tight he has an epic tantrum, and on the way home that thought was ruminating in my head. I was like hmmm… he’s been jumping in that beval bit with the little leather curb strap for a long time now, but does he actually need the leather strap anymore? He’s a lot more trained and rideable these days.

So for my lesson on Saturday I decided to try an experiment and take the strap off. Immediately it felt better. Like I could really push him up into my hand and he’d happily stay there. So cue me feeling really stupid that it took me this long for it to dawn on me that he needed a step down in the bitting department. Ellie immediately noticed the difference too and thought it was much better, he was less fussy about the half-halts or having to whoa in the lines. Not UNfussy… I think he lives to fuss, after all, but much LESS fussy for sure.

Presto was superb for the lesson and I think it’s one of the best we’ve ever had, if not the best. The training rides and the consistency of the program are making a difference for sure. I’m starting to feel like we’re finally headed in the right direction rather than aimlessly treading water. I wish I had media from it but alas I went alone.

If he continues to be more rideable and up into my hand/in front of my leg, we might be able to bump him down to a plain loose ring to jump in at some point. I don’t think we’re totally there yet, sometimes he gets a bit full of himself and tells me my opinion sucks, but ya know… we’re working in the right direction. The beval bit has very little leverage to it anyway. We’ll see how he is at the next show without the strap. Hopefully he doesn’t go rogue on XC.

Speaking of which, we’re entered for Ocala 1 at FHP in a couple weeks. Hopefully the weather gets its shit together by then.

Other than the lessons and training rides, last week’s free time was mostly occupied by Magnawave training. It was A LOT. I dunno what I was expecting, but the Equine course alone was 36 videos and multiple tests. And some of those videos were almost an hour. The good news is, I learned a lot. Like a whole lot. It was mega-thorough. It went over all the details on how it works, the terms you need to know, basic whole horse wellness use vs targeting specific issues or ailments, a whole lot of anatomy especially what things connect or correlate to where, what attachments were best for what thing, PEMF vs other therapies, etc etc. It was super cool, tbh, even if more time consuming than I expected. I wish I could share some of the pics and videos from it but alas that’s proprietary information. I have an absurd amount of notes.

Either way, I aced the exams, so I competed my equine certification.

And I did the small animal course (I want to use the magnawave on Mina too, I think it’ll help) and for funsies continued on and did the livestock course. So now I’ve got the basic, equine, small animal, and livestock certifications. Did you know you could PEMF animals like snakes and turkeys? I’ve never thought about it I guess, but now I know how. What a time to be alive. I can’t wait for my machine to come to I can put my training to good use (to be clear, NOT on snakes or turkeys).

As for Rubes, he’s still hanging in there. I’ve ridden him some, but honestly I’m kind of waiting for the weather to improve a bit. He is really excited to be alive right now, and definitely athletic enough to yeet me at any moment, so riding him on days like this when I’m mostly alone on the farm doesn’t seem like the best way to guarantee a safe and happy 2025. Luckily it’ll be warm again next week, so giving him a few days or a week off here and there when it’s polar AF isn’t the end of the world.

Otherwise the last week was mostly filled with content creation stuff and some retail hours, and I ended up spending a lot of time at HITS. I gotta say, I think the vibes are better at HITS than WEC. I’d totally consider hopping over to HITS for some jumper classes but have very little to no interest in WEC. There’s more of an “electric” atmosphere at WEC, if you need that kind of thing for whatever reason, but HITS feels so much more chill and isn’t a concrete and asphalt conglomeration. Plus there are acai bowls. I’m sold with that fact alone.

I’m not really sure yet what all is on the docket for this week besides shots and coggins for everyone and probably lessons and/or training rides at some point. Next Monday and Tuesday we’re signed up to ride with Kai Steffen-Meier, the Belgian chef d’equipe. He’ll be at my trainer’s farm teaching so I figured that would be kind of a fun full-circle opportunity. For those who haven’t been following this blog since the dawn of time (or like 2015) it was actually a trip to Kai’s farm in Belgium that sealed the deal on my love for Mighty Magic, and hence started me down the road to breed my own.

So you could say that all of this it’s partially Kai’s fault, really.

In all seriousness, he’s had and ridden a lot of Mighty Magics, so I feel like he might have some good insight and input. Should be fun!

I’m endeavoring this year to do better at publicly thanking the people and businesses that really shine, fully believing that while we all like to share the horror stories and bad experiences (looking at you, State Line Tack) “the good guys” need more props. I’ve come to realize that we have some power as bloggers, and we can use it can make a difference for small businesses, so in the interest of supporting our community – let’s do it. Especially if it’s a woman-owned, US-based business like Equiluxe Tack. And no, before we even start this, I don’t have any affiliate links in this post. The links here are for your convenience only.

This store first caught my eye on Instagram, I think last year during my big Black Friday Sales List extravaganza. I’ve since been following them on Insta, and upon perusing their website I noticed they had a seriously extensive riding shirt collection. So many of the smaller brands that you don’t see in a ton of stores, unique designs, etc. I have a bit of an obsession with fun and interesting shirts, so they really reeled me in with that one. The variety of what they offer in general is really well-curated IMO, from larger brands to smaller ones, and from clothing to tack. Sometimes you get tired of seeing the same stuff over and over, ya know? Show me something cool! Equiluxe does that.

The next thing that caught my eye was the return policy. A lot of times I’m between sizes, and if it’s a brand I’ve never seen in person, usually I just have to guess. Because of that, in those instances I tend to always look closely at a store’s return policy before I do an online order. There are very few that are quite as good as the one Equiluxe offers, which for US customers includes free returns and exchanges for up to 120 days from purchase date for new items, a “fit guarantee” (free returns or exchanges until you get the perfect fit on whatever item you order – human or equine), lifetime returns for store credit if you mess up and go beyond the 120 days, and no restocking fees.

If you’re on the fence about something, this store is definitely a good “safe” option.

Free US shipping on all orders is freakin bomb, too. Most online stores have gone more and more towards higher dollar amount thresholds for orders to qualify for free shipping, but as of now Equiluxe has not done that. I am an absolute sucker for free shipping… that adds up!

Anyway, back to the goodies. Like I said, what caught my eye originally was the wide selection of smaller brands (they have a page where you can see all the brands here… I love it when websites do that). I went looking for the Equestrian Club Lenna Blaq shirt, because I’ve wanted an Equestrian Club shirt forever but am solidly in between sizes on their size chart.

I also needed some new rubber reins (y’all ever have that thing happen where all your rubber reins decide to die within like 6 months of each other? That was me in 2024. I’ve had to almost entirely revamp my reins collection…) and have had my eye on the Sixteen Cypress sheepskin pads forever. I was getting ready to start riding Rubes at that time, so I thought he deserved some non-sticky reins and a nice fluffy pad (he loves fluff even more than I do).

Anyway, I’m nothing if not an annoying person with questions, but they were great about helping me out. The Equestrian Club shipment was still en route to them and I did have to wait a few days for that to ship to me. They emailed to let me know and apologized for the delay, which I appreciated even though it wasn’t a big deal to me. Luckily the shirt fit so I didn’t have to exercise their return policy, but the communication I’ve had with the owner gave me faith that it wouldn’t have been a problem. They seem really dedicated to having happy customers and were incredibly nice.

As for the items themselves, I quite like everything and have been using/wearing for a while now. The Lenna Blaq shirt is right up my alley with the interesting half and half design plus perforations (this is Florida, gimme holey shirts), the Correct Connect thumb grip reins are bomb (I was on the fence about these before I got them – another reason why this store seemed like a good bet – but really like how they feel in my hands), and the Sixteen Cypress pad is incredibly good quality. I wasn’t sure if it would be cut forward enough for my extra-forward monoflap, but it works and is definitely one of the prettiest pads I have.

Thanks Equiluxe for being fabulous to work with… you’ll definitely be seeing more orders from me. If y’all are on the hunt for more good stores to order from, add them to the list!